My lovely better half and I have sold up and moved ourselves and our kids from the sleepy metropolis of Dunedin NZ to a country town in North Otago (which will be referred to as "The Row") the South Island. The vivacious CP is heading out to bring home the bacon, and I am staying at home to uncover and connect with my inner Dadness. Follow me as I bumble my way through the intricacies of toddler negotiations, code browns and the highs and lows of being a stay at home dad.